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The Green Awesome

There is a creature that exists only in the netherworld. Floating to and fro just neath the surface, he scans the dark energy of those dreaming despicable acts of indecency. A beast of unforgiving power, his soul is cloaked with an inpenetrable and fortelling fur. Each hair working as a sensor of justice, discerning right from wrong, good from evil. Not only does each emerald strand serve a sensor of truth, but also upon determining even the slightest hint of iniquitousness each hair releases a chemical what when combined with the creature's acidic blood produces a power unimaginable. It is strong. It is green. It is awesome. It is THE GREEN AWESOME!

Halloween is oft recognized as the darkest night of the year. A night when evil creeps in the shadows and darkness flows through the streets like a river. For centuries this monstrosity of rectitude has circumambulated below this world's crust waiting, justly frustrated, burning to rectify the wrong. Burning for release. Well on October 31st, 2006, with the stars aligned to perfection and the moon neither full nor empty, the supernatural door 'tween this world and the next was nudged open. And in the dark swamps of the Amazon, a green creature crept into a different world. A world with which it was so familiar, but one it had never known.


Now driven and hungry for justice, The Green Awesome scanned this evil world, looking for others who were also fighters for truth. Who with The Green Awesome as Commander and Cheif would form an army of impariality. He found an unlikely bunch. Neither powerful nor attractive as himself, but good hearted and honest. They would do just fine.

Billy Bob Blue. Doctress Surprise. The Empire Great Building. Lady Liberty. Bonzai the Bird Ape. Double Wide. And The Mongul.

Unified in strength, the group of not-so-super heroes and their Awesome leader took to the streets and fought for justice. Understanding the importance of the situation, the group focused their energies and powers in one centralized place. The dancefloor. Hour after hour they danced for rectitude each displaying an honest show of grace, moving as if there were no tomorrow.

Then as the night drifted into morning and evil fled for oblivion, a green powerful beast flapped his hairy wings and soared victoriously back to the amazon where he once again crawled under the crust returning to the nether world. His job was done. He fought, he flapped, he danced all night. And then he returned.

It was a night unlike any other in the history of mankind. It was, you could say... awesome...

GREEN AWESOME

posted by Travelin' D @ 11:03 AM